+Kilt Fetish+

My giftie for 'cuz she deserves a ...and because she is internet-less. @_@ THE HORROR.
Anderson: I hate you.
Kitteh: Aww, you're so CUTE when you're mad!
Anderson: ><

I love this song. Anderson (c) Kouta "obviously vkitty has been listening to too many Irish drinking songs" Hirano.

Under the Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could n olonger keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

(The whole ring ding diddleiddle i de o, ring di diddley i o chorus and the last line of the stanza)

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
'You see yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'

(chorus)

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman as quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

(chorus)

They marveled for a moment then one said 'We'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.'
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.

(chorus)

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
He lifted up his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
'Oh lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize."

(chorus)